• Australian Masters List Analysis

    November 26, 2019 by

    The foolish are like ripples on water, For whatsoever they do is quickly effaced; But the righteous are like carvings upon stone, For their smallest act is durable. ~ Horace The Event The culmination of another great year on the Aussie tournament scene, Masters brings together the best players in the country for an annual… Read more

  • What’s the Deal with Ardfist?

    November 20, 2019 by

    “That’s the greatest comback since Lazarus” Sid Waddell It’s fair to say that one particular Battalion in Battletome Orruk Warclans has been causing a stir – and it’s not the Kunnin Rukk. Ardfist is a summoning Battalion that can potentially bring units of 10 Ardboyz on from a board edge, so let’s take a proper… Read more

  • Battletome Orruk Warclans: Big Waaagh! Review

    November 11, 2019 by

    “Together, we form a necessary paradox; not a senseless contradiction.” ― Criss Jami, Healology Hopefully you’ve been enjoying the journey as we explored both Bonesplitterz and Ironjawz; now it’s time to crank up the insanity a notch or three, as we take a look at my own favourite section of the book: the Big Waaagh! How It… Read more

  • Battletome Orruk Warclans: Ironjawz Review

    November 3, 2019 by

    “You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.” ~ Bruce Lee… Read more

  • Battletome Orruk Warclans: Bonesplitterz Review

    October 26, 2019 by

    “I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.” ― Genghis Khan I hope you’re ready for the Green Tide, because they’re coming at you hard. Bonesplitterz are very dear to my heart, and along with Mixed Destruction they have probably… Read more

  • Big Wins for Da Big Waaagh! Part Two

    October 22, 2019 by

    Following on from our review of Frank’s win, let’s dive into Dalton’s army which also won a separate one-dayer within a week of the book launch. Dalton is a friend of the blog and it was really exciting to see these two Megabosses blast out of the traps so quickly. Tell us how you did… Read more

  • Big Wins for Da Big Waaagh!

    October 19, 2019 by

    Today our Orruk Warclans coverage continues with some good news stories: friends of the blog Frank DeLoach and Dalton Copeland both wasted no time in getting down to business, winning separate one-day events with their Big Waaagh armies, within a week of the book’s launch! I’ll be inviting both to share their lists, run us… Read more

  • Ongoing Coverage of Battletome: Orruk Warclans

    October 17, 2019 by

    “Success in any endeavor requires single-minded attention to detail and total concentration.” ~ Slick Willie Sutton, Bank Robber Good morning Boarboyz and Boargirlz! I want to add a quick note to let people know what to expect from the blog over the next couple of weeks. As you know, I’m a huge Destruction fan, and… Read more

  • Cabbage Soup Part 1: Exploring New Maw Krushas

    October 14, 2019 by

    Thanks for joining me as we continue our series of articles on the new Orruk Warclans Battletome. Today’s focus is the mighty Megaboss on Maw Krusha: I will be joined by an expert in the field, Thomas Bell, as he runs us through some fundamentals. In the second part, I will be exploring the options… Read more

  • Battletome Orruk Warclans: A Celebration

    October 11, 2019 by

    So the waiting is over, and we’ve all got our little green paws on the book! To celebrate the release we’ve all been waiting for, we have a special article this week: I’ve invited some stalwarts of the Destruction community from all around the world to share their early thoughts. We’ll be looking at some… Read more

  • Why even go to a tournament, if you don’t aim to win?

    October 3, 2019 by

    “Good luck on the weekend, I hope you win” “Oh I won’t be winning, I haven’t taken that kind of list” “So why are you even going to the tournament then?” When my wife asked me that, I genuinely didn’t know how to answer. Like a lot these things, I obviously had my reasons for… Read more

  • BBBB List Analysis: Power Picks and Coolest Lists!

    September 28, 2019 by

    Bendigo Bush Bash Bonanza, aka BBBB, is a 2000-point Matched Play event organised by Measured Gaming, and taking place 5th – 6th October in Bendigo, Australia. With 41 lists submitted and a fully-licensed venue, this is shaping up to be a cracking event. BBBB will again have representation from multilple States, drawing in another big… Read more

  • Gotrek! Hot Takes, and How to Handle Him

    September 12, 2019 by

    Everybody has two lives. The second begins the day you realise you only have one. ~ Confucius For anyone who has been living under a rock, Gotrek is back! Who’s he? Well, Gotrek was a much-loved character from the Warhammer Fantasy Battle era, starring in many of the most popular Black Library books ever released.… Read more

  • How to Beat Slaanesh with Joel McGrath

    September 1, 2019 by

    Following on from last week’s article, which discussed “Are Slaanesh OP?”, we’ll be taking a look at how to beat the bastards! Joining me this week is none other than Australia’s #1 Slaanesh player, Mr Joel McGrath: Joel has been running this army with great success, both before and after the book came out. In… Read more

  • Are Slaanesh OP?

    August 28, 2019 by

    Part One of the Focus on Slaanesh Series It is only by sacrificing everything to the senses’ pleasure that this individual, who never asked to be cast into this universe of woe, that this poor creature who goes under the name of Man, may be able to sow a smattering of roses atop the thorny… Read more

  • Battletome Orruk Warclans – Wishlist and Predictions

    August 21, 2019 by

    Everyone knows our horsemen are invincible. They fight because they’re hungry. Our empire is surrounded by enemies. Our history is written in blood, not wine. Wine is what we drink to toast our victories. ~ Attila the Hun FUCK YEAH! Lock up your monsters and hide your gits, the Orruks are coming! Battletome Orruk Warclans… Read more

  • The Great Order Cull of 2019

    August 6, 2019 by

    My Rider of the bright eyes, What happened you yesterday? I thought you in my heart, When I bought you your fine clothes, A man the world could not slay. — Dark Eileen O’Connell, 1773. It doesn’t feel great, does it? Many people were sad to see large swathes of the Order range culled in… Read more

  • Welcome to Plastic Craic

    August 6, 2019 by

    Thanks for joining me on my journey through the Mortal Realms First up, why the name? People in the UK and Ireland tend to get the pun, whereas I know from experience that Australians do not. Even in the UK it is not bombproof…I have been shouted out on one well-known podcast as “Plastic Craig”,… Read more

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