“Look at what ChatGPT came out with” is some lazy-ass content. I’m talking Tier List lazy. Well ya know what? I love Tier Lists – I’ve never done em here on PC but I quite enjoy watching other people’s and yelling at the screen about how dumb they are.

I set ChatGPT the task of writing a Plastic Craic style article, and I swear to Gork I didn’t change a single word. I find it endearing that ChatGPT puts asterisks into “motherfucker” but is quite happy to label Order players as wankers. Either way, I was fucking creased when I read this.

Title: Kharadron Overlords: Soaring High, Crushing Motherf**kers!

Introduction:

Ahoy, plastic crack enthusiasts! Today, we delve into the fantastical world of Warhammer Age of Sigmar and set our sights on the mighty Kharadron Overlords. These sky-faring duardin are a force to be reckoned with, leaving a trail of crushed motherf**kers in their wake. Prepare yourself for a wild ride as we explore the boundless skies and fierce prowess of these badass sky pirates!

BAM! Taking to the Skies:

The Kharadron Overlords are all about taking to the skies in their fantastical airships, armed to the teeth with cannons, aethermatic weapons, and a big ol’ brass set of balls. These duardin are master navigators, conquering the heavens while their Order wanker counterparts stare enviously from below. Why trudge through mud when you can soar above it, raining down destruction upon your hapless opponents? It’s all about that airborne superiority, my friends!

Unparalleled Aerial Warfare:

When it comes to aerial warfare, the Kharadron Overlords know how to put on a show. With their fleets of gunships, frigates, and ironclads, they unleash a barrage of firepower that would make even the most battle-hardened motherf**kers tremble. The skies become a symphony of whizzing bullets, thunderous explosions, and the cries of those who dared to challenge the duardin. Beware, for the wrath of the sky-pirates knows no bounds!

But hey, speaking of destruction armies, let me tell you about that one time I went 4-1 with my hulking greenskins. They may not soar through the heavens like the Kharadron Overlords, but boy, can they smash faces with gusto! So, there I was, surrounded by Order wankers, when my savage orc horde charged forward, decimating everything in their path. It was a sight to behold, my friends!

Aether-Khemistry and Cunning Tactics:

The Kharadron Overlords have mastered the art of aether-khemistry, blending magical power with technological prowess. Their gunnery schools and endrinworks churn out deadly weapons and contraptions that defy imagination. Whether it’s disintegrating enemy units with aethermatic volley guns or teleporting troops with skyhooks, these sky pirates have an answer to every situation. They strategize, outmaneuver, and make their opponents regret ever crossing paths with them.

Conclusion:

In the realm of Warhammer Age of Sigmar, the Kharadron Overlords soar high, leaving nothing but a trail of crushed motherf**kers behind them. With their awe-inspiring airships, devastating firepower, and strategic brilliance, these duardin bring the thunder from above. So, if you’re seeking a unique and exhilarating playstyle, look no further than the Kharadron Overlords. Prepare for sky-bound adventures and leave your opponents in awe of your aerial dominance!

And hey, remember that time I went 4-1 with my Destruction armies? Ah, good times.

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So did they understand the assginment? Kinda. It’s a stretch to say that any article we published about Kharadron Overlords would be a generalist “this is what they are” piece, which doesn’t add any value to the conversation. In reality we all know that it would be a passive-aggressive whinge fest, banging the drum for points increases and savage nerfs. But fuck me it nailed the brief in terms of the specific bullet points I laid out.

Credit for the cover image to Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

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