Gimme a hell yeah! How good are Cogforts? I mean, even if they are a little too good, who cares? We all get to use them, so it’s open slather. We’re still waiting on confirmed points but the dollar prices have been revealed, and they are as eye-wateringly expensive as expected. The actual mini is fucken sick but I’ll be kit-bashing mine for use in various Destro armies, and we’ve got a whole Cogfort kitbash competition going on for people who are interested in joining in with that.

In addition to that hobby challenge though, today we’re bringing back our trademark Listbuilding Challenge in celebration, so get your thinking hats on.

$210 Freedom Dollars¹

$350 Australian Dollarydoos

The Challenge

Your challenge (which will run to the end of June) is to cook up the best and coolest lists you can with an Outlaw Cogfort:

• Must be a non-Cities of Sigmar list
• Must guest-star a Cogfort ROR
• Yeah, that’s it

We’re waiting for confirmation on points but that shouldn’t be too far off, and in the meantime, the warscrolls are of course all over the internet so you can start cooking up combos in your own favourite factions:

Prizes and How to Enter

As always, we’ll publish an article showcasing the coolest and strongest lists here on the Blog, so you can send a link to your mum and show her that her little boy has made it big. In addition to that, we’ll chuck in a month’s free Patreon membership for the winner. This obviously applies to new or existing members, so it can be of (equally dubious) benefit to anyone.

If you question the value of that prize, bear in mind that:

• We’ve been doing loads on the Patreon side recently, which is a big part of why the main site has been quieter. Taking a step outside the lines with the PC Book Club, publishing a Helsmiths series, working on the PC Global Campaign 2026 plus that Cogfort Conversion Challenge we already mentioned.
• Highlights from this week’s chat include me calling various Patrons eunuchs, so if you enjoy being insulted, you know where to come.

The best way to submit your entries is to email them to: PlasticCraicAOS@outlook.com

Otherwise you can DM me on the Bluesky account.

What’s next?

Next week we’ll conclude the Helsmiths series on the Patreon site, and I’ll be back next Friday with some analysis and combos for the Merc Cogforts in Destro armies. Much like newspapers coming at any story from the angle of “What does this mean for property prices?” my default reaction to a new release is “What does this mean for Kragnos?” and that’s exactly what I’ll dive into next Friday.

So get working on your list ideas for Cogfort ROR lists, share them with me at PlasticCraicAOS@outlook.com and I look forward to seeing what you all cook up.

Have a good weekend, nerds. See you on the other side.

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1. And $250 Freedom-adjacent Dollars ↩︎